FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kaxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

i'm so silly my cashtag proves it. You want me to really be interested in you ?

thxxxxxx

Daytona Beach, FL, USA

What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big fortune The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person who upset you.

Isxxxxxx

Porirua, WGN, NZL

*What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy * What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Scxxxxxx

Kaufman, TX, USA

What did the pilot tell the blonde woman to get her out of first class and to go back to her seat? message me your best answers

CAxxxxxx

Olathe, KS, USA

Today I was so bored that I put a bit of sugar right in front of an ant. The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.

Bexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

:P "Why did the sugar go to the gym? Because it wanted to improve its granulated shape!" "Why did the sugar seductively whisper to the coffee? _Stir me slowly, darling, and let's create a steamy blend that's oh-so-sweet!"

Loxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

I have a few jokes for you guys: 1.Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!!! 2.Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!!! 3.Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had so many problems!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS LOVE THE JOKES!!!!!

luxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

There is 70 ways to a persons heart: beer and 69 haha ;-)

nyxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Why did the sugar cube go to therapy? It wanted to dissolve its problems!

swxxxxxx

Braintree, MA, USA

Why did the sugar baby become a pastry chef? Because she wanted to create desserts as irresistible as her charm! (BTW...I can make a mean tiramisu, I'm sure those who don't like it will like it after trying mines :))

Glxxxxxx

Algood, TN, USA

what does a sugar daddy use to help him when his legs are tired? A sugar cane!

XMxxxxxx

York, PA, USA

You tell me one! I'm into corny/quirky things. So if it sounds lame, I'll probably laugh

thxxxxxx

Collegeville, MN, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy really likes someone? A sugar crush

Phxxxxxx

Enterprise, AL, USA

My coworker said she was looking for a diabetes daddy. One who has all the perks but doesn't expect any sugar!

rexxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

What's green and says hey, I'm a frog? A talking frog. Lame jokes make me laugh.

yuxxxxxx

Salem, MA, USA

i think instead of finding a new job ill find a sugar daddy

Chxxxxxx

Dover, PA, USA

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring. On the other hand......you don’t.

COxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

°°Let's Laugh a little, or a lot! LAUGHER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL!!!°°° Them: So you telling me you want a Sugar Daddy....but don't want to give up the SUGAR??? Sugar Baby: I need to "hold" my Sugar for weight lifting purposes! ************************** A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy" but what? He's an artificial sweetner, lol. ************************ What do you call a sugar daddy that you're o...

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pexxxxxx

Richardson, TX, USA

What do you get when you get 10 cars and a ton of sugar and you put it in a blender? You get a load of traffic jam

unxxxxxx

Richardson, TX, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush