FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Chxxxxxx

Dover, PA, USA

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring. On the other hand......you don’t.

pexxxxxx

Richardson, TX, USA

What do you get when you get 10 cars and a ton of sugar and you put it in a blender? You get a load of traffic jam

Maxxxxxx

Woodbridge, NJ, USA

When you wanted a Sugar Daddy , now you have the White House.

swxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Whose the most popular man at the nudist colony? The one that can carry a coffee in each and a dozen donuts. Whose the most popular woman at the nudist colony? The one that can eat the last donut.

Arxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I like corny jokes. Some dark humor just simply because of my own trauma. I'm literally goofy so you don't have to try hard to make me laugh.

Saxxxxxx

Akron, OH, USA

I don't have good sugar jokes but I'm sure I can make you laugh with how ridiciously goofy I am

Boxxxxxx

Waukegan, IL, USA

Dark humor is always welcome and dad jokes are good too, surprise me!

Maxxxxxx

Woodbridge, NJ, USA

When you wanted a Sugar Daddy , now you have the White House.

Arxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I like corny jokes. Some dark humor just simply because of my own trauma. I'm literally goofy so you don't have to try hard to make me laugh.

fexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I love a funny man, but not a broke one because that's not funny

Boxxxxxx

Waukegan, IL, USA

Dark humor is always welcome and dad jokes are good too, surprise me!

prxxxxxx

Traverse City, MI, USA

The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.

Esxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Knock knock.... - who is there? It's the interrupting cow....

Roxxxxxx

Hickory, NC, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush. (Stole this I just thought it was adorable!)

Apxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

"I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along."

blxxxxxx

Ringwood, VIC, AUS

The best way to get over somebody is by getting under somebody

Krxxxxxx

Voorhees Township, NJ, USA

Hmm. I enjoy all types of jokes to be honest. I have a pretty dark sense of humor so i promise I won't get offended

fuxxxxxx

Forbes, NSW, AUS

Alcoholics Anonymous, my arse I knew everybody there lol

fuxxxxxx

Forbes, NSW, AUS

Alcoholics Anonymous, my arse I knew everybody there lol

roxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Sugar oh honey honey You are my candy girl And you got me wanting u