FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

taxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Should you kneel at the feet of a goddess? I’m here to show you that I always get my way. My power and beauty knows no bounds, so come spoil me with your attention!

taxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Should you kneel at the feet of a goddess? I’m here to show you that I always get my way. My power and beauty knows no bounds, so come spoil me with your attention!

Chxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

A person who pretends to have money in order to attract pretty women is not a sugar daddy he is artificial sweetener. * chuckles.*

Chxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

A person who pretends to have money in order to attract pretty women is not a sugar daddy he is artificial sweetener. * chuckles.*

Arxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

What do you call a Sugar Daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on Wheels.

Arxxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

What do you call a Sugar Daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on Wheels.

kaxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

You're too sweet you're going to give me a tooth ache

Foxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

Somewhere along the way, I lost my spark. Currently working on regaining it.

THxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

i need a daddy who will buy my clothes and lingerie

Nuxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who is also a great listener? A sound investment.

suxxxxxx

Reykjavik, Capital Region, ISL

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Soxxxxxx

Haarlem, NH, NLD

Why did the Sugar Daddy take the first step and message the Sugar Babe first? Because they knew a sweet deal when they saw one! And while I can't message you first on my free account, I promise it'll be worth the wait! So go ahead, take a chance on me and let's see where this sugar rush takes us!

Erxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

I just dropped a box of berries on my foot now I CRANBERRY walk

Kexxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar baby go on a diet? To keep her sugar daddy craving for more!

brxxxxxx

Frederick, MD, USA

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

maxxxxxx

Ocala, FL, USA

I enjoy money so there's my joke since I'm broke

Pixxxxxx

Layton, UT, USA

We can laugh about stupid things and make jokes about our favorite celebrities.

Ivxxxxxx

Harrow, LND, GBR

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy. (I know it's cringy but it's the best I could think of)

whxxxxxx

Vail, CO, USA

Currently reading a book about anti-gravity and I can't put it down.

Coxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

I really like to chat with the dog, our dog is lying on me to listen to my gossip.