FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Kaxxxxxx

Wauseon, OH, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!

Prxxxxxx

Covington, GA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80's music. "I'm calling it Girls just wanna have funds."

cexxxxxx

DeLand, FL, USA

If spaghetti made a movie what would it be called... Mission: Im-Pasta-ble

tixxxxxx

Suffolk, VA, USA

I love when someone is friendly to me and loves to hold a conversation. I love when someone is funny and enjoy to have fun.

yoxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass

nixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

My friend said he wanted to be a sugar daddy in the future... I told him "boy with how broke you are you'd be a Splenda stepfather"

Trxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

Shut up and keep on talking ..lol.. always brighten a vibe..

krxxxxxx

Akron, OH, USA

Trust me, this chem nerd puts the C⁶H¹²O⁶ in Sugar Baby ;)

maxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. Calling it "Girls Just Wanna Have Funds"

nixxxxxx

East New York, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A PayPal

Jaxxxxxx

Fishers, IN, USA

I'll love to get you hungry everyday so you can eat and be eaten.

87xxxxxx

Old Orchard Beach, ME, USA

It's corny and was on the internet but my favourite one was, "How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush."

Mixxxxxx

Hazleton, PA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

naxxxxxx

Zurich, ZH, CHE

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Vixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Sweet dreams sugar daddy who's ready to meet up having fun

Joxxxxxx

Earp, CA, USA

Kinda tired of having a "job" and having "to go to work" and "pay bills" now accepting applications for sugar daddy.

vaxxxxxx

Baker, CA, USA

Freckled in all the right places.. Maybe you can find them all? ;)

Myxxxxxx

Reading, RDG, GBR

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Caxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

I used to eat sugar daddies as a kid. I guess nothing has changed.

prxxxxxx

Sycamore, IL, USA

This is your Captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SCREAMING