FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Eye jokes are super corny to me when some one else makes them. I like to joke about my eye but if your going to do it please be original & make it count. Meaning.. count your days lol

LOxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

I get called a whole because I be on apps like this I just find it funny

Alxxxxxx

Oceanside, CA, USA

Do you have a cup of tea I can drink? I need a sugar cube for it too.

yuxxxxxx

Sioux Falls, SD, USA

The comments i read on yalls page is cringe but thats just me

SNxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Happy birthday, Mr president. Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these ( *)( *)

Cyxxxxxx

Goldsboro, NC, USA

The food definitely won't be the only thing bussin lol

MAxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Y'all be wanting sugar but can't give sugar lmao How that supposed to work

Stxxxxxx

West Chester, OH, USA

Sometimes life is so hard… especially when you have to laugh at your sugar daddy jokes, only because he pays all your bills

Tmxxxxxx

Williamsport, PA, USA

Sugar daddy jokes True love check list: I.committed 2.affectionate 3.loyal Wait a min... already have a dog! Retake!

inxxxxxx

Medford, NY, USA

Always up for a good laugh I like and love all funny things

Anxxxxxx

Barcelona, ESP

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

kaxxxxxx

Galveston, TX, USA

I once had a sugar daddy. It was nothing weird. My father had type ll diabetes.

prxxxxxx

Fort Lee, NJ, USA

He asked "What's your favorite position?" I replied "CEO"

puxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy take his date to the candy store? Because he wanted to make sure she got her daily allowance of sugar!

soxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What do call a donkey that eats too many onions? Private message me for punchline.

Loxxxxxx

Bellwood, IL, USA

Doctor told me my sugar was too high, so I moved it to a lower shelf.

blxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I can receive sugar in my left or right hand, so I'm ambidextrose ;)

kixxxxxx

Four Oaks, BIR, GBR

Well my favorite and I know it's silly is "how do u make a tissue dance ? " .... " put a little buggy in it" lol silly and childish but for some reason I love it lol

buxxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

Best way to get a girls attention is through gifts

Atxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

I have a few tricks up my sleeve can't wait to hear from you ;)