FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

HYxxxxxx

Santa Rosa, Calabarzon, PHL

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To check his “interest” in the sugar baby!

dexxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

What did the hat say to the other hat? Go on a head hahahah

Itxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the sugar daddy likes to keep things on a higher level!

Loxxxxxx

Somerville, NJ, USA

What do you call a fire that tells jokes? A roast!

bexxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

What does a bar & a hooker have in common? Liquor in the front, poker in the back;)

NKxxxxxx

Cary, NC, USA

"Orion's belt is a big waste of space" Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.

emxxxxxx

Bogotá, DC, COL

—¿Sabes cuál es el animal más antiguo? —La cebra, porque está en blanco y negro.

Lixxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

I used to think I needed a sugar daddy but I'm now realizing even a Splenda guardian will suffice.

Sixxxxxx

Sandton, GT, ZAF

Hey daddy, hope you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you ;⁠-⁠) ..

Toxxxxxx

Manchester, NH, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Toxxxxxx

Manchester, NH, USA

A 60-year-old billionaire marries a hot 25-year-old girl. His friends ask how he managed it. He says, "I lied to her about my age." They press him for details, asking if he said he was 50 or 40. He shakes his head and smiles, saying, "85."

myxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

What’s the difference between a sugar baby and a gold miner? One digs for gold. The other lets it come to her. Why did the sugar baby ghost her date? He said “I don’t believe in allowances.” BOO What’s a sugar baby’s favorite kind of math? Counting blessings... and bank transfers.

Kaxxxxxx

Keystone Heights, FL, USA

What’s a mechanic’s favorite flower? A car-natian! :D Actually, my favorite flower is the star gazer lily

MRxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

1. Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she was ready to take things to the next level — especially the lifestyle!

saxxxxxx

Winchester, VA, USA

Dating when you're older is like trying to find a cart with good wheels at walmart.... Are you a parking ticket? BC u have "FINE" written all over you Are you https? ‘Cuz without you I’m just :// Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you up and make you my Bae-rito. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want.

yaxxxxxx

Inglewood, CA, USA

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy tacos and that’s basically the same thing.

moxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

Why isn't my man yours cuz he NACHOS lol kinda funny?

Laxxxxxx

Jeffersonville, IN, USA

Why was the sugar so good at making friends? Because it was always so sweet!

shxxxxxx

Manhattan, IL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner

Stxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite workout? Cardio… as in “card-I-owe”!