FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

baxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

One day, Mike was walking on the road and saw a candy on the ground, so he bent down to pick it up and ate it. Then he saw another candy, so he picked it up and ate it again. Walking like this, Mike has picked up ten candies. Suddenly, he met a policeman. The policeman asked him, "Why do you keep picking up candies on the ground?" Mike replied, "Because I heard candy makes people sweet and cute." The policeman smiled bitterly and said, "But you have picked up ten c...

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Baxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love? Candy Crush

pixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What Do You Blow To Make Your Wishes Come True? —A Sugar Daddy

ANxxxxxx

Tarare, ARA, FRA

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly.

Baxxxxxx

Browns Summit, NC, USA

I love dad jokes or corny jokes. The first time the ocean met the sand it waved

AZxxxxxx

Berkeley, CA, USA

What's another word for Sugar Daddy? Glucose Guardian LOL

BRxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

Skip the sugar have the champagne, it'll be a lot more fun....

kixxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

Why did the officer cross the road? It was his duty.

Nixxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

I'm bad at jokes but would love hear yours. I really enjoy laughing.

saxxxxxx

Schenectady, NY, USA

I Love to pamper and be pampered. Sugar spice and everything nice.

bexxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

I like my sugar daddy heavy with sugar, I got a big sugar tooth

blxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

1st blonde: "What are those things you blow to make a wish?" 2nd blonde: "Sugar Daddies!"

Lixxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

" Rent & those Student Loans isn't going to pay itself "

PRxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

Why did the golfer wear two pair of shorts I dont know why? In case he got a hole in one.

agxxxxxx

Rotterdam, ZH, NLD

Haha life insurance take a risk...........................

loxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

elxxxxxx

Hazlemere, BKM, GBR

The only joke is a man with a low income, how are you calling yourself a man without the ability to provide for your woman.

kaxxxxxx

Duluth, GA, USA

Tell your wife you're donating to an expensive charity

Vixxxxxx

Denton, TX, USA

Warning: Does not qualify as a sugar joke. It's just gooofy. Why does a duck have tail feathers? ...To cover up his butt quack! The tiny terrorists in my life thought this was hilarious. They are obsessed with the word "buttcheek". Courtesy of Maui. Sorry. I tried to warn you.

bexxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Flirtatious men who know how to fish out good banter and good humour.