FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

TSxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

I want to treat the roads with sugar instead of salt This way, you know... Everyone can have a sweet ride

Jaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly! :D

lixxxxxx

Conneaut, OH, USA

How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance Thank you thank you I'll be here all week

Blxxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

I googled what I'd need to make w/ Flour, Butter, Eggs, & Sugar. The 1st Link I clicked on asked me if I accepted Cookies.

SExxxxxx

Adak, AK, USA

Why did the suger daddy steal because his ex girlfriend still had his cridit cart

myxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I'm like Girl Scout cookies. Sweet to eat but only here for a limited time.

Joxxxxxx

Canberra, ACT, AUS

Guess what the sugar baby said she likes sucking it again and again.. . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . a lollypop

Sexxxxxx

Cedar Springs, MI, USA

You know, If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.

Fixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I can't think of any jokes off the top of my head, but I'd probably be quoting Mitch Hedberg right now.

rixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Message me what you think it said haha.

vexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Knock knock .....who's there....vedalov.....vedalov who? ....vedalov wants sugar ......hahahaha . I hope you loved it.

hexxxxxx

Waterford, CT, USA

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny

spxxxxxx

Glasgow, KY, USA

life is like a box of choclates ya never know whacha gonna get

CHxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

I can eat sugar with my right OR my left hand. I'm ambi-dextrose.

maxxxxxx

San Bernardino, CA, USA

What's the difference between an pregnant women an a lamp light? You can unscrew one of them.

Paxxxxxx

Alpena, MI, USA

A little sugar a day keeps the doctor awayyy;) not funny just facts !! haha

Laxxxxxx

Riverside, CA, USA

I've honestly always had a thing for dad jokes lol

Caxxxxxx

Rotherham, ROT, GBR

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy :)

suxxxxxx

Princeton, NJ, USA

What do you call a fake sugar daddy? a "Salt Daddy."

paxxxxxx

Greenville, NC, USA

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom???? Because the p is silent