FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

paxxxxxx

Greenville, NC, USA

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom???? Because the p is silent

Vmxxxxxx

Janesville, WI, USA

I'll be you sugar to your donut. I'll be your pie and you can be my stuffing.

Prxxxxxx

Porter, TX, USA

Why was the daddy feeling extra sweet today?? Because he found his sugar baby!

Goxxxxxx

Palm Beach, FL, USA

Question :What do you blow to get rich? Answer: A sugar daddy xD

jaxxxxxx

Smithers, BC, CAN

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!!

dixxxxxx

Goleta, CA, USA

Sugar is not a joke it's an essential lol. Offer me sweets and I will be your best friend

kixxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose guardian

jaxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Hey girl is your dad a baker? Cause you got cake Lol

Eixxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Don't ask for my number unless you're tryin'a be my Sugar Daddy. I'll accept Splenda Daddies too cause times is hard, I understand....

mexxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

Prxxxxxx

Palmdale, CA, USA

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie

skxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I once had a sugar daddy. It was nothing weird, my father has type II diabetes.

baxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

•SPLENDA DADDY ~ A man who strives to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off

baxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

•SPLENDA DADDY ~ A man who strives to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off

Msxxxxxx

Longmont, CO, USA

You look amazing, do you know what would make you look better, me! You must be a parking ticket because you are FINE. If you wear words on a page, you are the finest print.

saxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Don't Ask me my favorite childhood tv show and I won't ask you yours

Goxxxxxx

Hartford, CT, USA

Lol I have a good one. Ready. A rich man and a poor girl are spotted having lunch together. She looks over at him smiling at her, she says, "what makes u smile at a time like this" he says , "I have all the company I need in the world right here." (It's funny because this will never happen for me lol)

coxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I'm new to sugaring but I've always been sweet...sugar and spice like peach cobbler. GA PEACH

jaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

what did the casket say to the other casket? is that you coffin? lame I know but it's the best in my aresonol at the moment lmao

Coxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I once dated a very smart handsome rich ;) guy and found out he had a whole family when they came home from a vacation. He was currently in the Showa and I was making us breakfast and his wife and 3 kids which I kne nothing about walked in saying it smells good and he came down calling me babe she answered and he said I got us a new nanny lol I went alone then reminded him about the check he promised to pay me for $$$$$ got my check then I left