FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

prxxxxxx

Bedias, TX, USA

I'm super corny sometimes lol and I have some made corny dad jokes What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me." LMAOOOO Ik Ik it's a good one

wrxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Myxxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find a SD.

Thxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I'm an angel investor looking to invest in angels!

nixxxxxx

Birmingham, MI, USA

I'm not sure what a "Sugar Joke is," but I know a naughty joke ;) Q: What does a gyenocologist and a pizza delivery man have in common? A: Both can smell it, neither of them can eat it.

doxxxxxx

Junction City, KS, USA

I put sugar under your pillow so you would have sweet dreams

baxxxxxx

Moses Lake, WA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

pexxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

None. I don't know of, or have any sugar jokes. Perhaps, my SD would tell me alot of sugar jokes for comedy and laughter.

daxxxxxx

Newtown, CT, USA

How do you make a tissue dance? Answer: put a little boogie in it

Khxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What's the Opposite of a Sugar Daddy ? U Mami lol lol

loxxxxxx

Santa Clarita, CA, USA

I think I'm enjoying life, then realize I don't have my dream bbbl yet

yaxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

Who's willing to be my Derek Morgan to my Penelope Garcia.

XOxxxxxx

Frederick, OK, USA

What's the best slide for kids? My throat…( that's the only joke I know lol)

roxxxxxx

Overland Park, KS, USA

Why chicken coops have two doors because if they have four doors, they would be a sedan What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.

Lexxxxxx

Deatsville, AL, USA

What kind of overalls does Mario wear???? Denim denim denim You totally just did that like the video game ;)

coxxxxxx

Cherry Hill, NJ, USA

Everything after the word "but" is bullsh*t. Expectations are a thief of joy. Love doesn't pay the bills. Work hard, play harder.

chxxxxxx

Casper, WY, USA

Why did the kid put sugar under his bed? To have 'sweet dreams'

Txxxxxxx

Amarillo, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Wexxxxxx

Trondheim, Trøndelag, NOR

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's soap opera

Daxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is a sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.