FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

A teaspoon of sugar helps the medicine go down Sorry that was lame

maxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

A teaspoon of sugar helps the medicine go down Sorry that was lame

12xxxxxx

Rocky Mount, VA, USA

What do you get when you cross raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury dough boy?A dumb redhead with a yeast infection

prxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why do nurses carry a red crayon? I am not telling you the answer lol

itxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

If money trees were real, what season would they grow in? Fall lol.

skxxxxxx

Abbott, TX, USA

What did the fish say when it hit a wall... Oh dam!

Evxxxxxx

Alpine, NY, USA

I'm bad at this, I searched a list of ten puns to find one that made me laugh.... No pun in ten did lol.

Exxxxxxx

Oak Brook, IL, USA

This isnt a joke, just another place to let me tell you- SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. Thank you

Hexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What is SPLENDA DADDY A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.

Alxxxxxx

Lubbock, TX, USA

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

wixxxxxx

Durham, DUR, GBR

I once wrote a song about fajitas... but thinking about it now, it was more of a wrap

Swxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Do you like sugar? Yes why Because down there I'm Sweet

jaxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What is the key to health? A Chanel bag a day keeps the doctor away and any tears at bay. How many licks does it take it take to get the center or the tootsie roll? the amount of large diamonds on your sugarbabie's necklace.

krxxxxxx

Simpsonville, SC, USA

Age counts to nothing when there is enough sugar i guess lol...

Daxxxxxx

Schertz, TX, USA

When your 92 year old Sugar daddy, Starts coughing .. *starts to sing to myself* " money money money monayy " (:

Jexxxxxx

Naples, FL, USA

A retiree at a gym hired a personal trainer. When asked about his goals he replied "I would like to know what machine to use that will get me all the ladies" the trainer replied "Probably the ATM"

jexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy buy his sugar baby a puppy? He wanted to see her wag her tail too!

baxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Add some sugar to my spice and let's make everything nice

FLxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love? Candy Crush.

coxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I'm new to sugaring but I've always been sweet...sugar and spice like peach cobbler.