FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

A_xxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why don't ghosts like the rain? It dampens their spirits!

mexxxxxx

Navarre, FL, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with his sugar baby? Candy Crush. I know, I know.

wnxxxxxx

Hamburg, NY, USA

Why did the scarecrow win all the awards? Because he was outstanding in his Field

chxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

mixxxxxx

Dana Point, CA, USA

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute who needs the fruit The best D in the world is direct deposit

kixxxxxx

Trieste, Friuli Venezia Giulia, ITA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy.... Lol If you need a summer job, date a sugar daddy.. lol

Jexxxxxx

Saskatoon, SK, CAN

If you want and like the crown" you need to bear the crown"

stxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

She was an accountant's sugar baby Because she knew how to compound their interest

Gyxxxxxx

Panama City Beach, FL, USA

What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.

baxxxxxx

Davis, CA, USA

"Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumbly!"

baxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

Anything that makes you happy;)) I enjoy whatever you enjoy

clxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy ;)

lixxxxxx

Stratford, CT, USA

First it's Sour, Then it's Sweet, Then it's Gone !

zexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with??

Brxxxxxx

Mobile, AL, USA

The kind that keeps me laughing. I absolutely love a funny man!

lixxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

pexxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

None please don't be corny but I do love to laugh and have a good time

plxxxxxx

Westbury, WIL, GBR

i am looking for someone who will pay for my time, and not just my looks hehe. I want something more messaging based as i am a very busy girl with university

Hexxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

I taught my Doberman how to read a clock, because I'll be damned if I have a watch dog that can't tell time...

Isxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What is SPLENDA DADDY A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.