FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jaxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

It's not a sugar joke but it's funny. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it waved

faxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Do you care about your sugar daddy's feelings? - Feelings, Investments, Private Jets, and Rolls Royce

baxxxxxx

Saskatoon, SK, CAN

"yo something came in the mail today, guess what?"

haxxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

I dont know any good jokes, maybe you could teach me some...

luxxxxxx

Victor, ID, USA

You are the most importat thing to me and the universe which everyone seek to talk about.

luxxxxxx

Victor, ID, USA

You are the most importat thing to me and the universe which everyone seek to talk about.

Nexxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.

sexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

An older Veterinarian and his wife were driving home 1 night on an old country road, when they spotted a injured baby Skunk; so the doctor picked him up (of course) :-) and had his wife place the animal on the front floor board between her legs. Well after some time, she spoke up and ask her husband, "Honey, what should I do about the smell"? And the Vet replied, " Oh, just plug His little nose"..... LMAO

Swxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

My jokes are better in person. I can maybe tell you a few if we vibe xo

bexxxxxx

Odivelas, Lisbon, PRT

if he aint sending you money, dont be his hunny...

gixxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

asxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I once had a sugar daddy .. .. It was nothing weird. My father just had type ll diabetes.

lixxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

my daughter asked me what a sugar daddy is. I gave her $1,000 to never ask me that again (just a joke, I do not have children).

dixxxxxx

Valdosta, GA, USA

I love a good laugh especially farm Jokes lol I love them

mixxxxxx

Dana Point, CA, USA

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor's cute who needs the fruit

kixxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

"I need a Splenda daddy, no suga". "Salt and Sugar both look the same at first but I have a sweet tooth."

loxxxxxx

San Angelo, TX, USA

whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo? what? a hippo is really heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter!

loxxxxxx

Roswell, GA, USA

How many licks before you get to the center of the sugar daddy?

HUxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I am sweet, like sugar, and can't be in the rain. ;)

Kixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

If your asking to meet just for drinks or coffee there better be diamonds inside of those drinks. If I wanted to go on a regular date then I would of join one of the other lame dating websites. You want to date 10 you better treat me like a 10.