FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Blxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

What does Potatoes and Angels have in common? (Match to find out)

maxxxxxx

Bradford, NY, USA

i don't have any but if i did it would probably be corny lol

Brxxxxxx

East Rutherford, NJ, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? What did the 5 fingers say to the face ?

loxxxxxx

Helena, MT, USA

I know you're probably busy today,, but can you add me to your to-do list?

Avxxxxxx

Paola, KS, USA

Excuse me, do you know where Dick's Sporting Good is located? No Dude it's in-between Menard's

LDxxxxxx

Woonsocket, RI, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? glucose guardian

Tixxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

Keep me paid I'll keep you happy, "happy wife happy life" lol

vixxxxxx

Abberley, WOR, GBR

What do a gynaecologist and delivery driver have in common? They can smell it but can't eat it

Maxxxxxx

Whitefield, BUR, GBR

Just out here looking for some sugar x Spoil me and I'll spoil you x

saxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

My dad jokes and random weird quotes are know to have killed people BWHAHAHAHAH I have been known as the meme master since 2015. Simply put it means that; if there's anyone who'd be able to crack a good joke, (or recognize them) it would be me :)

loxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

It's not really a joke, but in a way it is. My username is loverdmax, most people read that as Lover D Max. But really it is an aeronautical formula for why an airfoil can fly. Mathematically it is expressed as L/D Max. When you say it in English it is expressed as Lift Over Drag Max.

yoxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What is sugar daddy? A Good man who spends freely In return for companionship and memories that lasts a lifetime!

swxxxxxx

Monroe, LA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A PayPal

ssxxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

They say money can't buy happiness, and i agree because your priceless

fixxxxxx

Beverley, ERY, GBR

Love Banda, if you can't have a laugh your not right! Love dad jokes too

Maxxxxxx

Whitefield, BUR, GBR

Just out here looking for some sugar and spice to my life

kIxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

What is the gender neutral term for a Sugar Daddy? A Glucose Guardian!

Prxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Him: Want to have breakfast with me? Her: Sure. Him: Great! Do you want me to call you, or do you want me to nudge you?

Brxxxxxx

Truro, NS, CAN

I'm not looking for a sugar daddy.. I'm looking for a glucose caregiver

saxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… me looking for a sugar daddy who wouldn’t call, text, touch or meet but would pay all my bills, just because I’m beautiful.