FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Rexxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was about to go up!

Asxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

suxxxxxx

Minnetonka, MN, USA

Why did the millionaire break up with the baker? He wanted some dough, not just a roll in the hay!

TWxxxxxx

Laguna Niguel, CA, USA

Two blondes walk into a bar.... You would have thought one of em saw it....hehe

prxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

A very heavy man went to the Doctor and said "I am so fat doctor, I can't even see my penis anymore. The doctor said well Diet it. The man said if my can't see my penis why would I care what color it is?"

suxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why did the sugar baby always carry a calculator? Because she knew good chemistry comes with proper interest and the right formula.

baxxxxxx

Rockford, IL, USA

My favorite dad joke.. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!

Ebxxxxxx

Victoria, BC, CAN

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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Ebxxxxxx

Victoria, BC, CAN

A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar.... Now that's a sweet piece of ass

dexxxxxx

New Bern, NC, USA

What is it called when sugar daddy falls in love with his sb? CandyCrush

kixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? A candy crush!

Noxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! **SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

mexxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music......... Girls just wanna have funds

vaxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

What do you call a fish with no eye... A fsh.

caxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did my sugar daddy bring me a blanket? Because he knows I like to be wrapped in luxury — and maybe him too.

Mixxxxxx

Ealing, LND, GBR

Why did the Sugar Daddy study philosophy? Because he wanted to understand the deeper meaning of "I give, therefore you receive."

mixxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface My nephew told me this awhile back

Prxxxxxx

Kodak, TN, USA

What does peanut butter and a stripper have in common? They both spread for the bread.. What kind of pajamas does a cloud wear to bed? Thunder Pants

Brxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

I’m not saying I’m high maintenance… But even my coffee needs a sugar daddy

hoxxxxxx

Manitowoc, WI, USA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy of course