FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

hexxxxxx

Durant, OK, USA

with the right price i can show you anything and everything you wanna see.

puxxxxxx

Madison, AL, USA

What did the ocean say to the sand? Nothing it just waved!

naxxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

I don't know any but I love jokes I'll catch on lol

Jaxxxxxx

Menifee, CA, USA

If you can make him giggle, you can make his pockets jiggle.

Sixxxxxx

Mentone, AL, USA

"A lot of folks have tramp stamps. My tramp stamp is a bed sore."

mexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

You only have on life to live so let's enjoy life... and live for the moment....

SAxxxxxx

Tamworth, NH, USA

Q. What's brown and sticky!? A. A stick. Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital!? A. Because it felt crumbs. I know lame lol

emxxxxxx

Cardiganshire, GBR

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

lexxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Smile for me daddy, I wanna see your grill, not dentures, but.....I will help you with those!

Zhxxxxxx

Florence, SC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A Companion

Jexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I want a funny man but not broke because that's not funny

Exxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why invest when I could be the investment, like really lol

kixxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

I can't send you a message first so please feel free to message me

caxxxxxx

Lexington, KY, USA

college is expensive a weekly allowance would be nice ;)

quxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Hey love bug....Let me come give you some of my love.

baxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Fun isn't gonna come without the money;). If you want I'll accept.

lixxxxxx

Cass Lake, MN, USA

I'm the sweetest piece of chocolate known to man :)

Kaxxxxxx

Humble, TX, USA

How do you keep a blonde busy? Write "flip" on both sides of a sheet of paper. I think I'm funny lol

mexxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with his sugar baby? A candy crush

brxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Anything that will make me laugh honestly !! Lol ;)