FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

adxxxxxx

Oswego, NY, USA

let me tell you something, vanilla is good to try but chocolates always better....

GOxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor boards?

drxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that your only friends with ? - A PayPal .,

kexxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

I'm not a photographer but can picture me and you talking:

SWxxxxxx

Bear, DE, USA

Waiting to learn a few.. I've read some good jokes but I've yet to think of my own

roxxxxxx

Cumberland, KY, USA

I need some sugar for my tea pour some sugar on me

baxxxxxx

Riverlands, MBH, NZL

People who lick there fingers when they are eating if you do this we can not be friends

Roxxxxxx

Ryde, NSW, AUS

A guy sees an ad from someone selling a talking dog. He goes to check it out. He asks the dog: "How did you learn to talk?" The dog replies: "I've learned by myself. Life has never been easy on me. At first I worked in Alps rescuing people from under the snow and once almost got killed by an avalanche. Later I went to Iraq and was disarming mines set by ISIS. One blew up and I spent 3 days in intensive care. Now recovering from a post-traumatic stress” The gu...

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baxxxxxx

Westfield, MA, USA

What’s a smart, attractive man like you doing without my phone number?

k8xxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Money makes the world go round, AND the pantys drop.....

smxxxxxx

Appleton, WI, USA

Why did the sugar stay up all night? Because it was spooning with the coffee!

prxxxxxx

Fullerton, CA, USA

Jokes about white sugar are rare enough, but jokes about brown sugar...? Demerara

baxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time ... Okay den lol

Jaxxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

What do you call a Frenchman, that pee's oxigen? = Pierre

bixxxxxx

Annapolis, CA, USA

What do you call a elevator full of bald black men..... a box of milk duds...

Plxxxxxx

Holstebro, Central Jutland, DNK

*here to lighten the mood*

acxxxxxx

CN, IRL

A man needs to build one hundred houses, and put numbers on the doors from 1-100, how many number 9 he needs to buy?

nixxxxxx

The Bronx, NY, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They're the best a f*cking future generations ;).

crxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

really don't have any jokes if that's ok this is my first time doing this

Buxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

I can keep a secret, I can... "You did that baby"