FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Blxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I love to have fun, I would love to be with somebody that's looking for somebody to brighten up their life a little bit. Bring a little sunshine in such a complicated world.

CHxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

I don't know any friendly sugur jokes so yeah

prxxxxxx

Federal Way, WA, USA

How much does a walrus weight ? enough to break the ice lol

Snxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Sir, I'm at the age where I can date you and your Dad.

Naxxxxxx

Kingston, ON, CAN

I'm a diabetic so I need a Splenda daddy instead

cyxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

When you want a sugar daddy... but you realize that your looks only qualify for an artificial sweetener daddy

Hexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Alxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

i can respond there better

kaxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

Why did the baker become a thief? Because he kneaded the dough!

Rixxxxxx

Lilyfield, NSW, AUS

The women I find most interesting chose challenge over comfort when it mattered. I have spent a lifetime accumulating experience, perspective and the occasional scar. The right partnership is not about security, it is about what becomes possible when two curious people decide to expand each other's world. As Anaïs Nin said, " life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage."

baxxxxxx

Hendersonville, TN, USA

Waiting for your sugar daddy to bring your weekly allowance... is the hardest work

hoxxxxxx

Cambridge, NY, USA

Why do vegetarians give the best head? Because they're used to eating nuts.

caxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

If a stork delivers babies, what bird prevents pregnancy? - A swallow

clxxxxxx

Lehighton, PA, USA

Think I'm at the point in my life when I'm Ready for a suger daddy

Zoxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Making Money ,Going Out To Eat ,Shopping , And Traveling

aNxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Whats a sugar daddy with out some sugar haha lol :'P

mexxxxxx

PRI

I joked with my mom about having a sugar daddy, it's not a joke anymore lol.

Ruxxxxxx

Scranton, PA, USA

SugarNSpice & everything nice. Rub my back I'll rub yours

Cyxxxxxx

Yankton, SD, USA

I like dad jokes so: How do you count cows? With a cow-culator

cuxxxxxx

Madison, AL, USA

What do you call a sad cup of coffee without sugar? A Depresso.