rexxxxxx
San Diego, CA, USA
A blonde wanting to earn extra money decided to do odd jobs for her wealthy neighbors. At the first house, the owner said, “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge? “$50” she replies. The man agrees and gives her the paint and brushes and goes back in the house. The man’s wife overheard their conversation and asked him if she had realized that the porch goes all around the house. “She should. She was standing on it” A short time later ...
alxxxxxx
Independence, MO, USA
A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...
TExxxxxx
SGP
Okay, here's a friendly sugar joke for you! A brand-new sugar baby was at her first high-end charity gala, overwhelmed by all the glitz and glamour. Her very established sugar daddy, a kind and witty gentleman named Arthur, noticed her looking slightly wide-eyed. "Everything alright, my dear?" he asked, with a gentle smile. "Oh, yes, Arthur," she replied, "It's just... I'm still getting used to all this. Back home, my idea of 'fine dining' was when the pizza place ...
boxxxxxx
New Orleans, LA, USA
Why did the sugar daddy become a banker? Because he already knew how to invest in sweet assets. He said, “I want a woman who can match my energy.” So I sent him my designer wish list — that’s a fair exchange, right? Me: “I don’t do drama.” Also me: “Unless it’s Real Housewives on a private jet.” What’s my favorite number? Yours — right after a dollar sign