FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Suxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

What's it called when a sugar daddy falls in love? A candy crush ;)

dexxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

To get some sugar you gotta put some in my cup first you dig me?

kaxxxxxx

Alamo, NV, USA

i got a new phone so i can't log back in my old account:/ so text this one

Sexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Her: What Are Those Things You Blow To Make A Wish? Them: Sugar Daddies Lol lol lol

Skxxxxxx

Alexandria, VA, USA

What do you call a Sugar-Daddy who has gone broke? A zero calorie Pop. (my orginal sugar joke)

kexxxxxx

Rumford, RI, USA

Your catching me off guard. I have no sugar daddy jokes.

clxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What's pink, soft, and smells good? A beautiful pink rose ofc

Chxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Nah, first date ideas here: Dinner and drinks is Tinder/Bumble level. What about a hockey game? Top Golf? Out of town music festival? Teach me how to gamble? I've somehow never been to Vegas lol.

maxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Hes her sugar daddy and shes his arm candy im calling it girls just wanna have funds

Naxxxxxx

Branford, CT, USA

Looking for a Santa to indulge in this sugar cookie

jexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

You wanna know what makes me smile? Just take a guess.... Spending your money!!!

Anxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Christmas Wishlist: Need someone loyal, committed, who always loves me… nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy.

imxxxxxx

Gardnerville, NV, USA

If we happen not to match here, Please inform me that you are from this website before introducing yourself

Suxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

What do coffee, chocolate, and men have in common? They're all better rich!

amxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

what kind of bees produce milk? boo bees!

Raxxxxxx

Starkville, MS, USA

They should start a 80s sugar daddy page called.."Girls Just Wanna Have Funds"

2mxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

As long as you're with me you'll have the time of your life!!!! I'm the best Sugar Jokes you'll enjoy!

Sixxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

First Rule - I'm here to find a sugar baby. Second Rule - Not to forget the first rule

jixxxxxx

Buckeye, AZ, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan Was that funny ....no ... okay let me stop

mmxxxxxx

Chaparral, NM, USA

Why did Mickey leave Minnie? She was effing Goofy...