FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

yoxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Aww man that's hard lol but really anything funny i love to smile and laugh!

Saxxxxxx

Stanton, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy :D

Nixxxxxx

Alexandria, VA, USA

I don't know any jokes hahaahhaa but I would love to hear what jokes you have ?

loxxxxxx

Colton, CA, USA

Sugar and spice makes everything nice,rhymes with HONEY and makes girls act funny,wanna get in my square,down there..then show a girl how much you care =)

isxxxxxx

Pueblo, CO, USA

I enjoy anything comedic no joke can offend me ...well that I have heard so far lol...I love laughter it heals the soul....if someone can't laugh either they have no soul or they've given up....and life is too short to be serious all the time!!!

roxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

My last relationship was with Radium but he had a tendency to overreact

Hoxxxxxx

Lancaster, PA, USA

What’s the opposite of Sugar Daddy? . . . . U-mami

ssxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

As long as my bank account looks good I'll be a happy woman

Vexxxxxx

Bendigo, VIC, AUS

If you like your coffee sweet, I will stir it with my finger

loxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated!! Hahaha

RJxxxxxx

Farmington, NM, USA

Im probably the worst joke teller but here goes What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Answer: oh sheet

b0xxxxxx

Santa Clara, CA, USA

You ever heard about why eyes jokes are bad ? They're cornea

loxxxxxx

Spring Hill, FL, USA

I'm not afraid to add the spice to your sugar

nexxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job

AFxxxxxx

St. Albert, AB, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy who has millions and millions of dollars? Non-existent.

vvxxxxxx

Erie, PA, USA

Why does Santa have such a big sack ? Because he only comes once a year!. Why did the skittle wanna go to college? He wanted to be a smartie !

Bixxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I was told I didn’t know how to use condiments. I took that with a pinch of sugar.

suxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

If you have a sweet tooth I'm your girl. packed with flavor and tons of sugar but minus the high blood pressure.

Lyxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Here a gift just for you ! Thanks love your the best

loxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

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