FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kixxxxxx

Arnesby, LEC, GBR

Im Looking to sell my virginity... (accepting offers ;)

Texxxxxx

Irvine, CA, USA

What do you call the girl a Sugar Daddy falls in love with? .......................................A Candy Crush.

Coxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I ain't saying she a gold digger .. but she ain't messing with no broke man lol

msxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose guardian I know it's a classic but the best ones always are :)

Maxxxxxx

Burnaby, BC, CAN

• What did the sugar baby say to her sugar daddy after their first, big fight? • Leave me a loan • What do you blow to make your wishes come true? • Ask me for the answer :)

swxxxxxx

Morgantown, WV, USA

What do you blow to make all your dreams come true? A sugar daddy!

Lexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A hint of spice with a little extra sugar is all you need.

raxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Sometimes life is so hard... Especially when you have to laugh at all your sugar daddy's jokes, because he pays all your bills!! Lol Don't be offended it's only a joke and a good one at that! If that is to much then maybe I am to much!

Avxxxxxx

Monroe, GA, USA

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.

flxxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

What do you blow to make a wish ? Your sugar daddy.

Brxxxxxx

Anniston, AL, USA

Hey are you a piece of candy? Because you have chocolate all over you. Lol

Caxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

how does Jesus make his tea? ......... HeBrews it

asxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I don't like jokes. If you tell me a single joke I swear to god

Maxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call A Man who pretends to be rich Sugar Daddy in order to get attractive and young women??? He’s an artificial sweetener Sweet n Low!!!

loxxxxxx

Rancho Cucamonga, CA, USA

Do you know when you clean a vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner lol I'm bad at jokes

anxxxxxx

Terre Haute, IN, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

daxxxxxx

Miramar, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. • He's an artificial sweetener.

maxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you call bills without money? Lol unemployed person

Kaxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Starting a girl band first songs called girls just wanna have funds

koxxxxxx

Middletown, NY, USA

When all you wanted was a sugar daddy… but now you have to be a first lady of the United States of America