FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kixxxxxx

Staffordsville, VA, USA

How are you Kim ? Just basically wondering how my day is going.

crxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What did the 5 fingers say to the face? *SLAP* How many sugarbabies does it take to change a light bulb? We don't know.. get the maid to do it!

buxxxxxx

Porterville, CA, USA

Sharing sugar makes the sweetness never die

Abxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

I'm like a sour patch sour or sweeet and who doesn't love those?

ruxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Q: What do you blow to make a wish? A: A sugar daddy (Don't judge me lol)

loxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Why are chickens so funny? Becauuuuse (that's the sound a chicken makes)

mixxxxxx

Kearny, AZ, USA

It's not a joke but I don't have socials! It's better for me to not sorry folks ;)

myxxxxxx

Zion, IL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels

elxxxxxx

Liberty, KY, USA

I may not had been alive for most of your years but I'd sure love making your last few memorable

Baxxxxxx

Andrews, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To deposit his sweetener!

Baxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

what do you call a nonbinary sugar daddy? a glucose guardian xD

loxxxxxx

Ronkonkoma, NY, USA

The PC term for Sugar Daddy? Glucose Guardian. I love myself a bad joke!

Nuxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I always wanted to be a sugar daddy…. …turns out I only have the money for being some sort of artificial sweetener daddy. Lol I thought I could bring a smile to you

Bexxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

"Do you know what’s on Valentine’s Day menu?" "Me-n-u."

raxxxxxx

Belfast, BFS, GBR

Haha, let's play a game. I'll be the egg, you be the chicken, and we can answer the age old question.

pexxxxxx

Bayboro, NC, USA

I love jokes in general funny is not something that can be taught you just gotta be naturally funny like myself

Vixxxxxx

Deerfield Beach, FL, USA

I'm very funny but not like a joke teller type... Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know lol My comedy is observational. You'll more entertained in person!

Amxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

I often found myself daydreaming about the same thing… me finding a sugar daddy who gives me everything, his time , his affection, etc , just because I’m beautiful.

Wixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

The gender nuetral term for Sugar Daddy is Glucose Guardian. If you treat me like a vending machine, I'll treat you like an ATM.

paxxxxxx

Dover, DE, USA

What did the pillow say when the blanket fell off the bed? Ahh sheet What sells their body for spaghetti? A pastatute