FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Msxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Me: I am going to totally cut sugar from my diet. Day 1: Gets a sugar craving and can't sleep joins SDM at 3am.

Dixxxxxx

Riyadh, Ar Riyāḑ, SAU

I dont know much about a sugar daddy but i do know a man with diabetes! Lol

cuxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Looking for a daddy on here because mine was never around ;)

elxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

I don't really have any sugar daddy jokes to tell lol

dixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get across

KAxxxxxx

Mornington, VIC, AUS

sharing is caring which does not exist anymore. sharing is caring which does not exist anymore.

Msxxxxxx

Hammond, LA, USA

simple and sweet however straight up. WHOS YOUR DADDY

CUxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? MEALS ON WHEELS hehe

bbxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Spoil me and I will spoil you a different way. (If you know you know what I mean)

ocxxxxxx

Newport Beach, CA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy sitting between two brunettes? A HOSTAGE!!

moxxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Men who pretend to have lots of wealth to attract young, beautiful women aren't sugar daddies, they're artificial sweetener daddies. Don't be that guy.

vaxxxxxx

Barcelona, ESP

grown up . sugar babies looking for Fantastic sugars daddy

bfxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

I love any joke that isn't about fruit lol Like I said I love love to laugh so jokes for me would be a great thing

Cuxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now! “She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.”

msxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

my real dad left to get milk. think i need a new daddy

Auxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I'm not just a tall glass of water, I'm sugarwater, that much sweeter!

Quxxxxxx

Wenonah, NJ, USA

You trynna make my day better by ordering me some Indian Food?? Haha I'm joking but honestly I really have never had Indian food and I'm dying to try it

clxxxxxx

Roanoke, VA, USA

"I don't want a sugar daddy, I don't want to pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy. A Papa John, if you will."

Moxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Treat your lady Good !! The better head you get .. My throw in a special treat lol How are you doing??

crxxxxxx

Acampo, CA, USA

i enjoy sarcasm all through, humor me and find out if you're funny or not