FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Crxxxxxx

College Park, MD, USA

What is a gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy"? Glucose Guardian hahahhaha

kyxxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

Nothing sweeter than being spoiled, by a generous man

swxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love? Candy Crush

suxxxxxx

Saint Augustine, FL, USA

What's classy when you're rich but trashy when you're poor? Day drinking ;)

sixxxxxx

Elk Grove, CA, USA

im not a chef but in order to eat a cookie, it needs sugar

Isxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Your baby sugar pan is getting empty sugar daddy stop by the store before you come home

moxxxxxx

Honolulu, HI, USA

"I wonder what it's like on the grey side" "Ever heard of the grass is greener? Well the concrete is 'grey-er' is on the other side"

Bsxxxxxx

Lawton, OK, USA

Why do you never see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree? . . . They are so good at it

Vixxxxxx

Bad Erlach, Lower Austria, AUT

Be yourself unless you can be an alpaca then be an alpaca :)

bixxxxxx

Gainesville, FL, USA

If you were a bugger I'd pick you, then eat you¡!!!!!!!!!

baxxxxxx

Rio Rico, AZ, USA

People say 'Latinas are crazy', we probably are... can you handle me?

loxxxxxx

Port Saint Lucie, FL, USA

Q: What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee? A: Raw raw raw raw raw Q: What are those things you blow and your wish comes true? A: Oh yeah… sugar daddies…

Suxxxxxx

Albertville, AL, USA

What is it you blow and make a wish? Oh, yeah daddy!!!!!

lixxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

If an ant falls from a height of 10,000 meters, will it die?

Moxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

So the funniest thing is, I've never been on a date.

baxxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet? Gum.

lexxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with his sugar baby ? Candy Crush

taxxxxxx

Odessa, TX, USA

Just fly me out to you already Just move me out there already !

Arxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Knock Knock! I ran out of sugar! Maybe you can give me some?

naxxxxxx

Cardiff, CRF, GBR

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.