FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

jexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

We can tell everyone we met at Starbucks if anyone ever asks!

Skxxxxxx

Hyattsville, MD, USA

Make me laugh, I love a good sense of humor...laughter is good for the soul

auxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He's an artificial sweetener.

pexxxxxx

Gold Coast, QLD, AUS

Why was the bear not allowed to hang out with the koalas? Ask me :)

poxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What does Charlie Bucket call Willy Wonka? His Sugar Daddy.

Loxxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

muxxxxxx

Geelong, VIC, AUS

Always remember life is always better when enjoyed u and ur friends together

LIxxxxxx

Maastricht, LI, NLD

I Think instead of finding a new job, I'll find a sugar daddy.

97xxxxxx

Ballarat, VIC, AUS

I’m tired of going to work every day, having a job, and paying bills so i now accept all applications for sugar daddys

kexxxxxx

Rumford, RI, USA

Your catching me off guard. I have no sugar daddy jokes on deck like that lol

jmxxxxxx

Peekskill, NY, USA

I've never had a sugar daddy so any jokes I guess are good.Maybe tell me your favorite pickup line.

lixxxxxx

Provo, UT, USA

Why do boomers make the best sugar daddies? They're the best at future generations

RAxxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

I donno what a sugar joke is but uh i have dad jokes some say they are funny some say they arnt but Why are chickens the best bird to have?? Be CAWWS :D

Maxxxxxx

Livingston, NJ, USA

Sugar and Salt looks the same, be careful you can easily be tricked.

bexxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

How do you find Will Smith in the winter? Look for the Fresh Prince in the snow.

Trxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Shopping is always more fun when it's "cuming" out of your wallet not mine! Lol ;)

Gixxxxxx

Woodstock, GA, USA

The most important thing you need to know to become a successful sugar daddy is: *daddycation*

asxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Did you sit in sugar? Or is that booty just sweet?

Saxxxxxx

Renfrew, ON, CAN

Anything you say or show to me will make me very happy daddy

jaxxxxxx

Tallahassee, FL, USA

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash their crack, a drug dealer can't! HAHA!