FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

blxxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

Damn sexy I thought u couldn't get any sexier god damn

coxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. - He’s an artificial sweetener, boo

prxxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

I hear that most daddies are looking for feet pics which i know isn't true but if that's something you're into i do think my feet are cute

lixxxxxx

Waynesburg, PA, USA

On a flight to Sydney, a blonde in economy class ran to an empty first-class seat, and the flight attendant saw her do so and asked her to show her boarding pass. The flight attendant looked at the boarding pass and said: "Sorry ma'am, you only paid for the economy class ticket, you can't sit in the first class." Blonde: "I'm blonde and beautiful. Sit here." The flight attendant was very helpless, so he told the co-pilot that there was a blonde bimbo in the economy cl...

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cuxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

I think instead of finding a new job i'll just find me a sugar daddy(;

mixxxxxx

Phenix City, AL, USA

Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies ;)

Jaxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

I can dress as a pretty lady boy whenever you need

Saxxxxxx

Cave Creek, AZ, USA

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

tixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

I don't know any myself, but please tell me yours!

Jexxxxxx

Bedford, KY, USA

Dad jokes almost always make me laugh so here's a few of my favorites! - why couldn't the flower ride his bike? Because his pedals fell off - what do you call a fish who wears a bow tie? Sofishticated - the roof my not be my son, but I will raise it

Goxxxxxx

Pleasant Hill, CA, USA

Treat others the way you'd want to be treated, so we can go about this the easy or hard way:)

sexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Cracking me up about being Old and killing it ....

Duxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

For faster replies respond to this joke: What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?

Maxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

A friend just gave me a bag of sugar as a gift. I thought it was very sweet.

sixxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby push daddy into the water? She thought she could melt his heart. Why did the Sugar Dady date a track star? He needed a Sugar Rush. Why did he choose freshly squeezed juice over Kool-Aid? He loves natural sugar baby! Why did she choose a tall sugar daddy? She wanted a sugar high

pexxxxxx

Orangeburg, SC, USA

Are you a Bluetooth because I think we may be a pair!!

prxxxxxx

Brimfield, IL, USA

I am not looking for intimacy right away.. I am looking for someone to bond with and support me financially. Intimacy will come but i am not in a rush to get into it.

SUxxxxxx

Burnsville, MN, USA

I am like tea. I sometimes have taste, I'm usually bitter put something sweet in and I'm a great mixture.

_Cxxxxxx

Las Cruces, NM, USA

Life without women would be a pain in the butt, literally.

Kaxxxxxx

Carol Stream, IL, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? Glucose Guardian