FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

raxxxxxx

Decatur, AL, USA

what did the baby corn say to the mama corn? where's pop corn?

Laxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you call a guy with no left leg and no left arm??? (Says in Matthew McConaughey voice) Alllllriiiight!!!!

Suxxxxxx

Weatherford, TX, USA

How many incels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark blaming the bulb for not screwing them

HAxxxxxx

Boxford, SFK, GBR

Paddy the boxer got both ears bitten off in the ring. He went to a plastic surgeon but the surgeon said "oh Paddy I've only got a dogs ear and a pigs ear. Paddy replied "If thats all you've got I'll have to take them". 2 months later Paddy goes back to the surgeon for a checkup. "Hello Paddy, how are you getting on with the dogs ear and the pigs ear?. Paddy replies "well with the dogs ear i can hear for miles but the pigs ear has crackling!!

mexxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was through the roof!

Arxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What do you blow to make all your dreams come true? A sugar daddy

Pixxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

boxxxxxx

Nagpur, MH, IND

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everything else disappears Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for Are you French? Because Eiffel for you Are you made of sugar, spice, and financial advice? 'Cause I think you might be the sugar mommy of my dreams Excuse me, sweet thing... Are...

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kaxxxxxx

Green Bay, WI, USA

She said, “Money can’t buy love.” He said, “Cool, then you won’t mind splitting the bill.” She hasn’t been seen since.

soxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend. He was losing interest.

myxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! Hahahaha

raxxxxxx

Hicksville, NY, USA

One time at a party I told a sugar pun joke, and I must admit it was pretty sweet..

Suxxxxxx

Harrisburg, PA, USA

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? ... you follow the fresh prints ;)

Jexxxxxx

Palm Coast, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

alxxxxxx

Stoke, NSN, NZL

Why do women scratch their eyes when they wake up? Because they dnt have balls... My aona fave joke

doxxxxxx

Vero Beach, FL, USA

How many parakeets can you get under a kilt? Depends how big your perch is--

loxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

what do you blow to make a wish lol? a sugardaddy lol

Maxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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LIxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

my best first date ice breaker: " So… if I steal your heart tonight, does that count as insider trading?”

Pixxxxxx

Hamilton, QLD, AUS

"Why did the Sugar Daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level – but only if we click over a fancy dinner! Let’s share a laugh and some good vibes by the coast."