FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Dixxxxxx

Clovis, CA, USA

What made princess peach choke? Mario came down the wrong pipe

Shxxxxxx

Olathe, KS, USA

My favorite joke of all time.. What do you call a fly w/out wings? A walk.

maxxxxxx

Cartersville, GA, USA

one time I swallowed invisible ink.. but when I got to the hospital, I had to wait to be seen. XD

suxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

Are you sugar? Cuz' you seem awfully sweet to me! What's the gender neutral term for a sugar daddy? Glucose Guardian.

xoxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I was told I didn’t know how to use condiments. I took that with a pinch of sugar.

Brxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Buxxxxxx

Wilmington, NC, USA

Meet me once and smile, just make sure Your mind stay full of things that will allow you to keep your mind on our date.

kixxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ;)

kixxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? ;)

whxxxxxx

Belmont, CA, USA

Where do you take sugar on a first date? To the sugar bowl.

lixxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Why did the bubble gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chicken's foot! Why did the cactus cross the road? -it was stuck to the chicken... Why did the cotton cross the road? -stuck to the cactus Wanna guess why the stamp crossed the road?

buxxxxxx

Hominy, OK, USA

I love corny jokes and I loveeee dad jokes they're underrated and the best

huxxxxxx

Ajalvir, MD, ESP

Just a girl trying to find herself a Glucose Gaurdian. Accepting Splenda Daddies because i understand times are hard ;) lol

Noxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Sugar daddy: I'm going to spoil you Salt daddy: I'm going to preserve you

chxxxxxx

Pictou, NS, CAN

If I wasn't expected to want a sugar daddy in my 20's, why did I grow up celebrating a holiday about an old man who brought me gifts for being a good girl?

Wyxxxxxx

Clearwater Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A PayPal.

Mexxxxxx

Oak Ridge, NC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush!

boxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

sugar daddy: i want to spoil you. salt daddy: i want to preserve you!

naxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy ~You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes

swxxxxxx

North Miami Beach, FL, USA

Hey daddy let's make some fun here is your baby waiting for you