FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

KAxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

A guy knocked on my door today asking for donations for our local swimming pool, I gave him a bottle of water and said "Hope this helps!"

naxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich isn't a "sugar daddy" he is a artificial sweetener

Caxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

Should I spell the word "buttcheeks" as one word ? Or should I spread them apart ?

lexxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date? Because she heard he was a high-value man.

quxxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

A) How do sugar babies pray? “Dear Dior, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy platinum card…” B) Why did the sugar daddy buy stock in Chanel? Because he figured, if you can’t beat ‘em, bag ‘em. C) Why don’t sugar babies play hide and seek? Because good things don’t chase—they get consistent allowances D) How do sugar daddies do cardio? Running after younger women with expensive taste. E) What’s a sugar baby’s love language? CashApp, is that an AmEx or a...

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wixxxxxx

Columbus, MS, USA

What kinda drugs do ducks do? quack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

goxxxxxx

Guwahati, AS, IND

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite type of exercise? Ans: lifting spirits and credit limits!

blxxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was on another level!

Ruxxxxxx

Keller, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the bank teller? He felt like she was always withdrawing.

raxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Q- Why did the banana go to the doctor? A- Because it wasn't peeling very well!

juxxxxxx

Porto, Porto, PRT

Marido e mulher conversando A esposa diz pro seu marido Se eu soubesse q vc era tão pobre,não tinha casado contigo. O marido responde Mas Não foi falta de aviso,eu sempre disse Vc e tudo q eu tenho

elxxxxxx

Dayrah, DU, ARE

neighbour asks Nasreddin: “Can I borrow your donkey today?” Nasreddin replies: “Sorry, I already lent him to someone else.” The donkey brays loudly behind the wall. The neighbour says: “But I can hear him right there!” Nasreddin answers: “Whom do you believe, the donkey or your Hodja

mexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on their date ?? shes heard the expectations were too high!

naxxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

Why did the sugar baby get a job at the bank? Because that’s where the real interest is!

lixxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Sugar daddies don’t grow on trees… but lucky for me, I’m the whole orchard

saxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar get promoted? Because it always refined its work!

sexxxxxx

Maple Ridge, BC, CAN

How do you know your sugar Daddy is getting old? You say let's go upstairs and have sex and he says pick one or the other

Vixxxxxx

Vero Beach, FL, USA

A hunter shoots a Duck,Property owner says that is my duck. Hunter says NoNo I Shoot the Duck it's mine Property owner says let's settle this country style, I see your a city slicker .Property owner says Let's kick each other in the balls. Hunter says you go first. Property owner gets off a great kick and the Hunter is crawling with pain screaming. Hunter says ok my turn. Property owner says that's OK You can have the Duck!!!!!

Cexxxxxx

DeSoto, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the café? Because his baby said she wanted something on a higher level!

Mixxxxxx

SGP

"What did the sugar say when it ran into its ex? 'You're just a bitter memory!'" ;-)