FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Saxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

I like people who help me and I help them. Jokes are life, laughter, love, thank you all, I will reciprocate!

faxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

I am new to this so honestly know no sugar jokes. I firmly believe that all relationships should be based on trust and mutual respect.

swxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

"PUT MORE SUGAR IN IT, BABY!" TRUE INGREDIENTS FOR THE BEST LOVE STORY: "MONEY, HEART, KISSES, TIME, SOMETHING SUGAR AND GIFTS"!

Rexxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? A fshhhh lolololol

Maxxxxxx

Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

What's the difference between you and Santa? I only ask Santa to come once a year.

2gxxxxxx

Billings, MT, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. Cringe, I know.

Jbxxxxxx

Ninety Six, SC, USA

Give me some sugar daddy I'm sweet but you can't eat me

ttxxxxxx

Port Jefferson, NY, USA

What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse

amxxxxxx

Syracuse, IN, USA

what is a Splenda Daddy? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off.

swxxxxxx

SGP

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? .... They’re the best at f*cking future generations. What do you call a sugar daddy with HIV? ... Financial AIDS

Amxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Him: If you had a stripper name what would it be? Me: Hmm, probably Miss. Nutella! Him: Why is that? Me: Because I'm Dark & Sweet ;)

Loxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

If you make me laugh and giggle you can make it clap and wiggle

thxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Doctor told me my sugar was too high.....So i moved it to another shelf.

baxxxxxx

Marion, IL, USA

What do you blow to make a wish?? A sugar daddy!!!

alxxxxxx

Burleson, TX, USA

What do you call a sugardaddy that's just a friend? A paypal

Sexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Honestly I don't know, message me and crack a joke I'm sure I will love it!

juxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Loxxxxxx

Jersey City, NJ, USA

A billionaire and a bombshell walk into the bar..... to hear the punchline watch my Netflix special

coxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

I've heard Jokes about white sugar are rare....but brown sugar? Demerara

KAxxxxxx

Mornington, VIC, AUS

How much does a sugar baby make a month? What is the average price and who can afford to date such a woman? In short, a sugar baby can get $200-600 per date or 1-5 thousand dollars (monthly sugar baby allowance).