FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

bexxxxxx

Florence, KY, USA

Christmas wish: Need someone loyal, committed, who always loves me…oh wait nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy.

quxxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

"i want a sugar daddy" aka i'm running out of money

Jexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Make decisions that give you the most options and do something today to make tomorrow better!

Baxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

What does a deaf gynecologist do? - - - - - Read lips.

hAxxxxxx

Port Huron, MI, USA

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard (;

kixxxxxx

Syracuse, NY, USA

How many sugar daddies does it take to change my light bulb? -ONE, if he knows what he's doing.

Haxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I’m tired of going to work every day, having a job, and paying bills! I now accept applications for a sugar daddy lol

Shxxxxxx

Santa Rosa Beach, FL, USA

I actually have a very contagious laugh and very humorous!

Maxxxxxx

Queens, NY, USA

I'm not too good at jokes, and sometimes I have the sense of humor of a child, but I have one. What did the horse say after it tripped? Help I've fallen, and I can't giddyup.

Slxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I might tell you a joke, but I'll never tell you a lie!

Quxxxxxx

Williamsport, PA, USA

What is a Splenda Daddy?? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy…. But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off!

hexxxxxx

Perrysburg, OH, USA

What's the opposite of sugar daddy? Answer; U-Mami;)

Pixxxxxx

Sacramento, CA, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

bexxxxxx

ATA

Q "Why are you here seeking sugar?" A "Because for the last 3 years COVID left me tasteless"

Brxxxxxx

Alexander, IL, USA

If your a scam I will know so please don't even waste my time! I'm here to get spoiled and please you. NO FUNNY BUSINESS please understand I do require a video chat meeting before making any arrangements!!!!!

arxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Any subtle joke where you compliment me in a cute way haha!

Laxxxxxx

Plano, TX, USA

Message me, babies can't send a msg without a membership! lol

Saxxxxxx

Waldorf, MD, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan!

baxxxxxx

Bruges, VLG, BEL

Would love to own a Chanel bag, who can help me with it?

orxxxxxx

North Brunswick, NJ, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds you cant tell me that wasnt funny lol