FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Hexxxxxx

Carrollton, TX, USA

Love to roast you especially if your team is not the cowboys lol

Lexxxxxx

McKinney, TX, USA

What's a gender neutral term for sugar daddy? GLUCOSE GUARDIAN!

laxxxxxx

Alexandria, VA, USA

What do you call a Sugar Daddy in love with a girl? *A Candy Crush*

sexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Happy Sugar baby, Happy life! Don't forget the flowers for our first date ;)

Amxxxxxx

Corpus Christi, TX, USA

You've not been a very good boy... accept your place and your punishment ;)

swxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

For a first date, we went to get our nails done, I asked him to bring me some sugar, he brought warm, vanilla sugar foot scrub. Steven misunderstood the assignment

alxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

Why can’t you ever trust atoms? ...

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daxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Get a guy that’s older than you so by the time you losing your beauty he’s losing his eyesight

asxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels!

loxxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

It doesn't need to be a Sugar Daddy I'm okay with a Splenda Daddy too

Chxxxxxx

Davenport, IA, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? glucose guardian

LLxxxxxx

Hinesville, GA, USA

Christmas List: Need someone loyal, commited, who always love me....nevermind,I have a dog. Ill take a sugar daddy instead.

chxxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy A sugar daddy is in bed with a beautiful woman and she’s whispering… “Daddy I’m cumming!” “Hi Cumming, I’m dad” Christmas wish: Need someone loyal, committed, who always loves me…nevermind, I already have a dog. What I need is a sugar daddy.

Baxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to meet beautiful women is not a sugar daddy... He is Artificial sweetener!!!

Sexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I don't really know what to put here but I just want to be transparent about the fact that when Cardi B said "I let him taste it now he's diabetic," I really felt that deep in my soul because same.

PExxxxxx

Acadia Valley, AB, CAN

Im from Kentucky which stands for wild horses and pretty woman. Which stallion will you bet on ?

ivxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What makes a sugar daddy sweet? Pineapple Juice lol

saxxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

Need some sugar for my black coffee of a life Any volunteers?

boxxxxxx

Henrietta, NY, USA

Hey baby, You’re so handsome I forgot my pickup line!

clxxxxxx

Quitman, TX, USA

What's the scientific term for a sugar daddy? A glucose guardian