FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

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Omaha, NE, USA

what do you blow to make a wish? your sugar daddy.

vixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Instead of a second job, I'll attain a Sugar Daddy!

Swxxxxxx

Aach, BW, DEU

Are you made of sugar? Cause i want you to melt on my tongue

Arxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Be a sugar daddy not a salt daddy! Don't be a Splenda daddy either!

kixxxxxx

Nicholson, GA, USA

It would be funny if someone got me premium And how do you tell of a ghost is lying:because you can see right through them:)

Dwxxxxxx

Fort Smith, AR, USA

What does woman and noodles have in common? They both squiggle when you eat them. LOL

mexxxxxx

Rosedale, NY, USA

Just the thought of me being on this app as a sugar baby is funny, I'm convinced that I'll be reincarnated as a petsmart gold fish the way I'm living my life, HaHa. Who wanna be my Nemo?

Haxxxxxx

Cookeville, TN, USA

Ok,I dnt understand this question lol sugar joke hummm? Pour some sugar on me! Oh wait that's a song title lol

Mixxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

My generation of men suck, the older the berry the sweeter the juice

Kixxxxxx

Bedford, BDF, GBR

Why did the skeleton burp? ... Because he didn't have the guts to fart!

Trxxxxxx

Webster, MA, USA

Suga suga......aw....honey honey.....:) I always have a song stuck in my head.

Chxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

I hope you like tasty dark chocolate that melts in your mouth.

cuxxxxxx

Redondo Beach, CA, USA

im rly jus a silly guy !!!!! sorry i dont really have any traditional jokes but i tend to laugh at everything light hearted and silly :) i like approaching humor with absurdism

msxxxxxx

Yinnar South, VIC, AUS

Why did the chicken cross the road ?because he wanted to get to the other side

Vxxxxxxx

Boerne, TX, USA

What do you call a woman who gets spoiled ...? Me. Lol no a spoiled brat

gixxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What does the one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get support, people might think we are nuts.

Raxxxxxx

Janesville, WI, USA

Since you call me daddy, I get to claim you on my taxes! Hahaha!

mixxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

Why do "boomers" make the best sugar daddies? They're the best at f*cking future generations :)

suxxxxxx

Oakland, CA, USA

Sugar baby: Where we going to eat, sugar daddy? Sugar daddy: Not sure, but I don't wanna SPLENDA a lot of money! PLEASE DONT BE A SPLENDA DADDY ):

Suxxxxxx

Stuttgart, BW, DEU

'Sugar, ah honey honey You are my candy girl And you've got me wanting you Honey, ah sugar sugar You are my candy girl And you've got me wanting you I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you'