FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

flxxxxxx

Earlington, KY, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy? glucose guardian

suxxxxxx

North Little Rock, AR, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

ENxxxxxx

Durham, NC, USA

Q: How many 100% genuine sugar daddies does it take to screw in light bulb? A: I'll tell you in a minute but first I need some banking information so the system will let me release this punchline... Q: How long should you wait before sleeping with your sugar daddy? A: About 45 minutes after he takes his pill

Kexxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Please don't message me of your account isn't verified and don't ask me for my banking information as I never asked anyone on here for any money. I will not pass out any personal information like that and you will be reported and blocked.

kaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? "In case they get a hole in one!"

MAxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

**My 99 years old SD coughs Me: Grins*** If that's not funny to you then idk

thxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

If my age wasn't show how old do you think I am ? What makes me attractive?

Toxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I am considered funny and humorous, alcohol helps..

PUxxxxxx

Elgin, SC, USA

Just like sugar I'll melt in your mouth but if it's too hot I'll just melt away.

elxxxxxx

Luton, LUT, GBR

sometimes life is so hard… especially when you have to laugh at your sugar daddy jokes, only because he pays all your bills

syxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar baby cross the road . . . . . . ?

JBxxxxxx

Xenia, OH, USA

You know what they say about guy's with big hands??? They wear big gloves.... lol

TLxxxxxx

Williston, ND, USA

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then we'd call them bagles! ;)

shxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Genuinely on here to be treated like a princess in the streets and a slut in the sheets.

arxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

What is the gender- neutral for sugar daddy? Glucose guardian

mixxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Let me be your coffee and you can be my sugar with a little cream

Enxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

* Sugar Daddy * Fructose Father * Glucose Guardian * Carb Caretaker .... the list goes on hehe

prxxxxxx

Brimfield, IL, USA

I am not looking for intimacy right away.. I am loving i king for someone to bond with and support me financially. Intimacy will come later..

lixxxxxx

Dartmouth, NS, CAN

How can you tell if you're looking at a good or bad SD/SM ? Look at their date.

Taxxxxxx

Allen, TX, USA

"I'm actually an IRS auditor here to audit all you self-proclaimed millionaires." - Found this gem in a profile, lol.