FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

ohxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all your money trying to keep them happy and all they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

caxxxxxx

Lexington, KY, USA

college is expensive a weekly allowance would be nice ;)

Lexxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy

Spxxxxxx

Villa Rica, GA, USA

if diamonds are a girls best friend, then who is their sugar daddy?! the one who introduced her to them. ;)

sexxxxxx

Kingston upon Thames, LND, GBR

Nahhh, no joke... All sooooo very very serious ...

Izxxxxxx

Nevada City, CA, USA

Are you a secret cause i dont think i can share you

Stxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

What type of dinosaur is made up of sugar? A Carbasorus!

Dexxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

Why don’t soccer players like Valentine’s Day? They hate getting red cards!

brxxxxxx

Hamilton, MT, USA

A sugar daddy is in bed with a beautiful woman and she’s whispering… “Daddy I’m cumming!” “Hi Cumming, I’m dad”

ANxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Someone like Adam Sandler in "Just Go With It"....

Lixxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Would you be an Angel for just $'s a week and sponsor a SB in need? Every day thousands of women hope to be a SB to a SD and enjoy each others company with extra benefits you both are looking for... Message me today.

Goxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener, lol.

olxxxxxx

Herriman, UT, USA

No sugar jokes but here are a few dad jokes for ya: What do you call a cute door - a-door-able What do you call a funny group of cows - a laughing stock What has five toes and isn't your foot - my foot

hexxxxxx

Apex, NC, USA

Knock knock ..... .....? I eat mop . ... ... ...? Gross.

HOxxxxxx

Mountlake Terrace, WA, USA

Being a pet owner is a lot like being a sugar daddy. You spend a lot of money to keep them happy and the only thing you get in return is that they look cute and give you attention :)

boxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What do you call a sugar daddy who falls in love? Candy crush x

mexxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

I'll gladly except Splenda guardians ... ...It's a joke. I won't accept anything less than pure sugar cane, daddy c;

alxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

IF YOU LOVE FEET YOU CAN COME KISS MY FEET AN RUB MY FEET

sexxxxxx

Kingston upon Thames, LND, GBR

Nahhh, no joke... All very serious this dating stuff and all that

Itxxxxxx

Depew, NY, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair ? Meal on wheels