FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Naxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you blow to make all your wishes cum true? .. a sugar daddy!

QUxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

Why did the lion go to therapy? Cause his wife was a cheetahhh!

sixxxxxx

Bullhead City, AZ, USA

What is better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ! Why don't ghosts have babies? They have Halloweenies!

Amxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

What is it called when a SD and SB fall in love? A candy crush.

koxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? Because she kept saying, “Keep the change.”

Lixxxxxx

Little Falls, NJ, USA

Why do I deserve real estate? Because I’m the only 5’0” polyglot who can say ‘I own this’ in 7 languages… while making your guest room a tax write-off.

sixxxxxx

Welland, ON, CAN

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one I know corny and not really funny tbh i don't know any real jokes

Flxxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? "Candy Crush."

Lixxxxxx

Monash, ACT, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

pexxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

fuxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

There are some people on Sugar sites who are phonies. Should they be referred to as Artificial Sweetener Daddies/Babies?

poxxxxxx

Hyderabad, TG, IND

Don’t you think Fifty Shades of Grey is only good because of the wealth? If it were set in Bihar it would end up on Crime Patrol! LOL

BBxxxxxx

Ottawa, IL, USA

Why doesn't a vegan girl moan during sex? Because she doesn't want to admit she loves a little bit of meat in her life!

texxxxxx

Hattiesburg, MS, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Swxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music.... I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. Hahahhhhaaahh lol

Elxxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

They say money can’t buy happiness… but have you ever seen me unhappy while shopping?

Sbxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

moxxxxxx

Longmont, CO, USA

Two peanuts walking down the street ones a salted lol gotta read aloud sometimes im sorry

vixxxxxx

Jasper, IN, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds. Stole this from the Internet

aRxxxxxx

Durham, NC, USA

Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentance, but it gives them time to reflect.