FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Msxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What's the matter feeling alone do something about it lol

baxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

watermelon sugar high daddy watermelon sugar high!

Sixxxxxx

Neusiedl am See, Burgenland, AUT

I've run out of jokes! Sorry for that, but ask me any othe question

loxxxxxx

Muskegon, MI, USA

A perfectionist walked into a bar... apparently, the bar wasn't set high enough.

suxxxxxx

Valdosta, GA, USA

Honeydew you love me even if we cantaloupe? Hehehe

VYxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Whether the glass is half empty or half full, you can still quench your thirst with just one taste.

kmxxxxxx

Staunton, VA, USA

what is a gener neutral term for sugar daddy? glucose gaurdian

Caxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Which sea creature has three hearts? Give an answer if you know.....

Kexxxxxx

Ashville, NY, USA

Are you dizzy? Because I can sure make your head spin.

myxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator!

wexxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

Just adding this in I don't know any jokes lol but I am real!! I will meet and FaceTime that does not bother me one bit just be serious on your end please.

Naxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

I have a boyfriend and I won't be unfaithful to him but I'll give you a warm wet handjob. You'll love it. HAHA

Boxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Ok, What sound does a witch's vehicle make ? ....... Broom broom LMAO

jaxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

kaxxxxxx

Ashton, MD, USA

Have you ever tasted black coffee or tea? They're both boring without a little sugar

Maxxxxxx

Monrovia, CA, USA

"The path to my heart leads through your wallet" " I don't discriminate, money spent on me, looks sexy on you:) Hehehehe

vexxxxxx

Beaverton, OR, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose guardian

Bhxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

I think instead of finding another job I'll find a sugar daddy

trxxxxxx

Arco, ID, USA

No surg at daddy jokes but Dad jokes for days, I love a well executed pun

grxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

Every good recipes calls for a little sugar. The best tasting foods are full of sugar!