FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

loxxxxxx

Anchorage, AK, USA

Honestly don't know any, I'm new here never had a Sugar daddy. I have only experienced broke men that I pay for everything.

anxxxxxx

Lyon, ARA, FRA

As an easy going person I enjoy funny stories and generosity ;)

kixxxxxx

Humboldt, TN, USA

When does a joke become a dad? When it becomes apparent

prxxxxxx

Cleveland, TN, USA

What is the gender-neutral term for "sugar daddy? Glucose guardian.

xxxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

"We both know what we're here for, a little bit of sugar on top"

baxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Have you ate today What do I have to do to put a smile on your face

Vexxxxxx

Athens, TX, USA

Want to empress me witha joke? Well lucky for you I'm a sucker for dad jokes.

Prxxxxxx

Texas City, TX, USA

I'm the surgar baby will have you UP like a Candy rush.

Drxxxxxx

Broxtowe, NGM, GBR

I am very cheesy and love puns and bad dad jokes !! I also have a dark and sarcastic sense of hummor dont take me seriously

xoxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

This week I didn't win the lottery, or hit it big at the casino, And If I don't find a sugar daddy I'll have to go back to work

baxxxxxx

Santa Ana, CA, USA

so I feel like I think I'm funnier than I actually am haha but you gotta fake it until you make it right. That's what everyone says so my best on-the-spot joke will always be. Why did the cookie go to the Hospital?.... Drum roll, please (Pause for dramatic effect) because they felt Crummy HAHAHA thank you Chicago!!

prxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why do womens panties have flowers on them ??...for the heads we bury there

Abxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose guardian

wixxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

Krxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

If You Could Be Any Animal What Would You Be .. && Why?

Elxxxxxx

Clarksville, IN, USA

Tell Me A Funny A Funny & I'll Make It Worth Your While

juxxxxxx

Greenville, GA, USA

Bad and bougee Missionary Expert Sugar babee Vibe killer

Yoxxxxxx

Niantic, CT, USA

Hey You dropped something.....what? Me... pick me up lol

Maxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

"Financial wealth is the key to success but not the key to happiness. Find love & your riches will overflow.."

Amxxxxxx

Green Bay, WI, USA

Did you know sugar is the only English word that starts with an 's' and makes the 'sh' sound? I'm sure of it.