FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Aaxxxxxx

Canoga Park, CA, USA

Sometimes, dreams run counter to reality, you do not have the ability to control its direction, can not predict its future; at this time, we do not have to struggle, up and down, what we need is to change the goal, a different start, a different way to look at life's yin and yang.

joxxxxxx

Farmingville, NY, USA

What the hell does that mean? LOL Just don't be cringy.

Nyxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with?

Naxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

you know what they say, the blacker the berry the sweater the juice

maxxxxxx

Glasgow, GLG, GBR

My worst fear when my sugar daddy dies before putting me on his will...

wexxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

Just adding this in I don't know any jokes lol but I am real!! I will meet and FaceTime that does not bother me one bit just be serious on your end please.

Loxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

How about I start this conversation, and you can start the next one?

suxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?

Joxxxxxx

Saskatoon, SK, CAN

I am looking for someone that I can be myself around, and who doesn’t judge me for my quirks and mistakes.

Caxxxxxx

Victoria, BC, CAN

I want to be with someone who makes me laugh, who I can enjoy spending time with whether we are doing something exciting or just relaxing at home.

Maxxxxxx

Oshawa, ON, CAN

What should I make for dinner? Keep in mind I have no groceries and I can’t cook.

Roxxxxxx

Regina, SK, CAN

How do you feel about cuffed pants? May or may not inform my outfit on our first date.

itxxxxxx

Greenwood Village, CO, USA

When someone says they spoil their SBs with "experiences." LOL

Saxxxxxx

Regina, SK, CAN

Gosh! Stop messaging me! You're blowing up my inbox!

brxxxxxx

Clemmons, NC, USA

If you're broke, the app you're looking for is Tinder ;)

Chxxxxxx

Conyers, GA, USA

Hit me with whatever you got, i always love a good joke/ puckup line :)

alxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

I don't know maybe someone could tell me some sugar jokes ;))

brxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

why does santa claus have such a big sack? because he comes every year

Lixxxxxx

Wellesley, MA, USA

Using only emojis, can you explain to me your first time paying taxes?

Luxxxxxx

Sherborn, MA, USA

What kind of kitchen appliance are you? Don't say blender. Everybody says blender.