FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Unxxxxxx

Ocklawaha, FL, USA

Well we all know, that Sugar melts when it get wet.

hoxxxxxx

Nivelles, WAL, BEL

A donkey fell on a pile of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass

Stxxxxxx

Harrisburg, PA, USA

You know what they say Saves Lives? THICK THIGHS

slxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

My girlfriends say are older men really more fun! I say hell yessss

Soxxxxxx

Dover, MA, USA

I wish I had a friend like me because I’m so awesome.

Joxxxxxx

Sherborn, MA, USA

Sometimes, it takes me all day to get nothing done

Gwxxxxxx

Brookline, MA, USA

I’m only lazy when someone steals my motivation...

Maxxxxxx

Newton, MA, USA

I frolic, I dodge, I weave, I balance, and my bills are all paid

Yexxxxxx

Concord, MA, USA

Are you looking for awesomeness? Look here. Not there.

ESxxxxxx

Albuquerque, NM, USA

Its all fun and games until your sugar daddy wants some sugar !

Dixxxxxx

Belmont, MA, USA

Do you want to know me? Come closer so I can whisper my attitude.

shxxxxxx

Mena, AR, USA

Hey I have a question for you. What's up? THE SHY!

Prxxxxxx

Carlisle, MA, USA

I smile a lot, and you’ll never understand. Something special with ?

Coxxxxxx

Weston, MA, USA

I’m merely on energy-saving mode. Don’t say I’m lazy.

Cixxxxxx

Alliance, OH, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're just friends with?

Taxxxxxx

Hershey, PA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy from Russia? A Sugar Vladdy

suxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I am a super goofy and bubbly person around the right person

PRxxxxxx

Searcy, AR, USA

What's long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine!

ZExxxxxx

Birmingham, AL, USA

I have no sugar jokes, but I am eggtremely good at egg yolks! Lol, please tell me jokes, I love them.

Texxxxxx

Olympia, WA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal!