FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Kaxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

Why did the blonde go in the ditch? Because her blinker was on....lol ;^)

Sexxxxxx

Alpharetta, GA, USA

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet.....

baxxxxxx

Century City, CA, USA

I love sugar in my coffee but I love my sugar daddy more

Inxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

Knock knock who' there? "Suga" Suga who? "Suga baby that's who lol"

paxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot

scxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

In Tennessee for a while Let’s meet and have some fun

Buxxxxxx

Madison, WI, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan!

flxxxxxx

Workington, CMA, GBR

Why should I make ur wife happy?..... Happy wife....... happy life

amxxxxxx

Dover, DE, USA

how does the moon cut his hair? ... eclipse it lol

urxxxxxx

Cuyahoga Falls, OH, USA

I know why the titanic did it... if your name was ocean; i'd go down on you too

brxxxxxx

Huntington Park, CA, USA

When I ask for something i think Is major and you laugh it off like it's nothing are the best jokes.

Nexxxxxx

Stafford, VA, USA

Why did the fish get bad grades? Cause it was below sea level! :D

Stxxxxxx

Rochester, MN, USA

What is Splenda Daddy? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy… But doesn’t quite have the means to pull it off. Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I’m calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

coxxxxxx

Shelby, MI, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan How do you know you found the right sugar baby? When you buy her the wrong thing and you don't hear about it everyday after.

sixxxxxx

The Bronx, NY, USA

Sugar daddies keep the world spinning. You go daddy

suxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the Mexican Jump off the bridge?? TE- QUI - LA A Cheesy icebreaker...

Kixxxxxx

Grimbergen, VLG, BEL

Be mean, be Hard, be honest and you'll have alot of fun!

gexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Spa day or strip club? Both are relaxing opportunities but I want to see what you vibe with more.

amxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

What's a party without any sweets? Gotta have them sweets on deck lols it's only right !!

Asxxxxxx

Hesperia, CA, USA

Ones who r serious bout sending me my needs and always there for me when I need them