FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

dixxxxxx

Edina, MN, USA

"Dating is like trying to find a parking spot— all the good ones are taken, and the rest are either too far away or have something seriously wrong with them!"

FRxxxxxx

Brea, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? Because she was acting a little too salty, HAHA

Baxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

In an effort to be politically correct, Sugar Daddies will now be referred to as Glucose Guardians

thxxxxxx

Danbury, CT, USA

What did the buffalo say when he left his kid? Bison. (bye son)

jexxxxxx

Tauranga, BOP, NZL

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

bbxxxxxx

Rohtak, HR, IND

what does sugar says during heatwave "i am melting"

Crxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What is green, fuzzy and smells like a pig? Kermits middle finger of course!

moxxxxxx

Overland Park, KS, USA

How do you make a hormone..... You don't pay her!!

Inxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

He said, “I want something real.” She smiled and replied, “So do I… wire transfer or direct deposit?”

blxxxxxx

Portsmouth, VA, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

chxxxxxx

Layton, UT, USA

Are you a beaver? Because Dam. That has to be thee best one I have heard to date.

Daxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

“Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!"

vixxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Why are Sugar Daddies like fine wine? They just get better with age and always know how to make a night unforgettable.

Taxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

1) A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner. 2) What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal. 3) The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, "Would you still love me if I lost all my money?" "Of course", the sugar baby replies, "Of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you". 4) A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade cl...

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Onxxxxxx

Benton, AR, USA

A Sugar Daddy will pay your bills and take you on a shopping spree buying anything and everything she wants. A Splenda Daddy will say he can do those things but all bills go on credit cards, and the ones that come out of your personal account, has loss change for that. So damnnn... we aren't going shopping anymore?

Mixxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

Whats long hard and full of Sea men? A Submarine

hexxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar baby who doesn't like sweets? A rebel with a cause... or just a really bad sugar baby!

Sexxxxxx

Bliss, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the doctor ?? He was feeling little "drained "

cexxxxxx

Destin, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to dinner? - Because they were trying to reach new financial heights! Why do sugar babies make great weather forecasters? - Because they always know when it’s about to rain… money!!!

loxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

My sugar daddy asked what I bring to the table… I said, “An appetite.”