FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

hexxxxxx

Bakersfield, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get attractive and young women is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener.

Shxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

what do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? candy crush :D

urxxxxxx

Troy, MI, USA

There is no Happy daddy with out a sweet sugars in his life

Paxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

People compare me to a Sour Patch kid. Sometimes I'm sour and most times I'm sweet.

maxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

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Caxxxxxx

Charleston, SC, USA

"what's brown and sweet and melts when wet?... Me and Brown Sugar"

emxxxxxx

Warrington, WRT, GBR

Did you hear about the person who invented knock knock jokes? They won a Nobel prize

mixxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

If you were born in September, pretty safe to say your parents started the new year off with a bang!

lixxxxxx

The Hague, ZH, NLD

I don't mind being called a trophy. I guess I only go home with winners.

wixxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you’re only friends with? A PayPal

inxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

It's all fun and games until your daddy wants some sugar... lol

toxxxxxx

Valparaiso, IN, USA

Sugar jokes I enjoy? I'm a healthy girl I like protein wink

loxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

I'll always remember my grandfather's last words "Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!"

Amxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

The love story of Tom and Jerry Mouse.......................

ebxxxxxx

McKinney, TX, USA

When could the chicken cross the road ? Take a guess....

Prxxxxxx

Riverdale, GA, USA

I have no jokes, so you have to tell me one. A good one.

rlxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

I'm terrible at jokes lol. I don't even know what to put here so I'll just smile :).

anxxxxxx

Missoula, MT, USA

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss -one's down under

Hoxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

What do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight? - Leave me a loan I’m tired of going to work every day, having a job, and paying bills... I now accept applications for a sugar daddy

moxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl?