FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

roxxxxxx

Lincoln, NE, USA

What does a sugar baby use to scrub her dishes? A scrub daddy. LOL

jexxxxxx

Aberdeen, ABE, GBR

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

bixxxxxx

Haymarket, VA, USA

I told my sugar daddy I needed space… so he bought me a planet.

prxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush....

mixxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

what do you blow to make all your wishes come true? a sugar daddy lol

asxxxxxx

Auburn Hills, MI, USA

Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they dont have the guts.

Jexxxxxx

Odessa, TX, USA

What did the banana tell the vibrator "What are you shaking for they're about to eat me"

sixxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Once you go Asian...........you don't go Caucasian!

maxxxxxx

Flaxville, MT, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was scared.

loxxxxxx

East Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Hard work is cute! But? Sugar daddy is cuter All sugar no daddy

nixxxxxx

Södertälje, AB, SWE

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Urxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

prxxxxxx

Cape Coral, FL, USA

How does a sugar daddy do math? He adds dinner dates, subtracts emotional baggage, divides the check, and multiplies the adventures!

Taxxxxxx

Salamanca, NY, USA

Why did the Mexican take his wife to the falls? Tequila

lixxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a Sugar Daddy He's an artificial sweetner

Maxxxxxx

Lilydale, VIC, AUS

Being a sugar daddy means not having to pretend to give a fuck about whatever you're talking about.

maxxxxxx

Kinston, NC, USA

I'm older but I'm not old. No she's not my daughter

DRxxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

I love throwing money like Floyd money mayweather It's no big deal

doxxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

Whats big, long, black, hard, goes down under, and has seamen in it? A submarine silly, what where you thinking about?

Coxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

Sugar baby sits down at the bar. Says to the bartender -- splenda daddies are assholes! Guy sitting at the bar overhears her and says "Hey! I resent that". SB says to him, "why are you a splenda daddy?" Guy says no, I'm an asshole.