FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Joxxxxxx

Enterprise, AL, USA

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming? “Want to see if it fits? What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? Only one has nuts.

lixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

"Why did the sugar daddy take his date to the bakery? Because she’s too sweet to handle anywhere else!"

RUxxxxxx

Harrisonburg, VA, USA

*What's the difference between a sugar daddy and a regular dad? About $10,000 a year. (Just kidding! ...mostly.) * My sugar daddy said he was taking me to a surprise location. Turns out it was his accountant's office. He said, "I wanted you to see where the magic happens." * My sugar daddy asked me what my favorite thing about our arrangement was. I said, "The suspense. I never know if I'm getting diamonds or a lecture on fiscal responsibility."

Kixxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

Are your parents bakers?....because you are a cutie pie! Or....a silly fav...did you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack!

mixxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

“Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert”? Because it was stuffed!

DExxxxxx

Łódź, LD, POL

A sign at a music shop: "Gone chopin. Bach in a minuet"

Cuxxxxxx

McAllen, TX, USA

Why do sugar daddies always make great friends? Because they know how to sugar-coat everything! Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to raise the stakes!

Jaxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

“A Little Sugar, A Lot of Fun” They say money can’t buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frowning in a private jet? Didn’t think so! I’m here for a mutually enjoyable connection filled with laughter, great company, and of course… a little sprinkle of luxury. I don’t chase men… but I do chase first-class flights and designer sales. Love is patient, love is kind… but let’s be real, love also enjoys shopping sprees. My love language? Direct deposits a...

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lexxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw attention!

Opxxxxxx

Westfield, IN, USA

They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen a sad woman holding designer bags?

Dixxxxxx

Leiden, ZH, NLD

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite type of workout? Cardio? Nope. Strength training? Nah. It’s… swiping his black card

Dixxxxxx

Leiden, ZH, NLD

Why don’t sugar daddies ever get lost? Because they always follow the money trail!

saxxxxxx

Orange, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby get a promotion? Because they always added a little extra sweetness to the deal

Haxxxxxx

Sunnybank, QLD, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because she was acting a little too sweet but not low!

jexxxxxx

Swadlincote, ENG, GBR

I'll make it my main priority to laugh at you ;) xoxo

anxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

My love language? Direct deposits and designer bags.

anxxxxxx

South Yorkshire, GBR

Sugar is good for health don't you think so? Hahaha

Sexxxxxx

Redondo Beach, CA, USA

What did Sugar say to other Sugar?? We are mint to be. Another one.. What it called when a Sugar Daddy falls in love with Sugar Baby??? It's called Cany Crush!!

nxxxxxxx

Macgregor, QLD, AUS

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

saxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

Sugar Daddy Jokes LOADING ... Please wait .... What do you blow to make a wish?... .... A sugar daddy :))