FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

baxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

I love sugar daddys the candy of course so soft and sweet just like me

0nxxxxxx

Alton, HAM, GBR

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Message for answer *Warning *if you can't appreciate dark humour you won't like this.

Dexxxxxx

Calumet City, IL, USA

What do you blow to make your wish come true?....... A Sugar Daddy

Hoxxxxxx

Tyler, TX, USA

I think I'm at the point in my life that it's time to have a sugar daddy.

Mixxxxxx

Reno, NV, USA

I hear men have two emotions Horny and Hungry. If I don't see you with an erection, I'll go make you a sandwich.

kixxxxxx

Monroe, MI, USA

Me: What do you take in your coffee? Cream, sugar? You: Just stick your pinky finger in it; then it will be sweet enough. Me: blushing with smiles Like DJ Khali, another one! Me: Your soo sweet you're going to make my teeth rot!

prxxxxxx

Bozeman, MT, USA

What kind of Horse do you ride at night? - A Night Mare! ________________________________________ I find it immensely pleasurable to catch people off guard with a joke, or funny story, that they were not expecting to hear from me.

brxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What is a Splenda daddy?? A man who would like to be a sugar daddy but doesn't quite have the means to pull it off!

coxxxxxx

Bromley, BRY, GBR

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. X

lixxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

I like a little salt and pepper gray with my sugar daddy

Stxxxxxx

Cherry Hills Village, CO, USA

You want a taste? Me too. Sugar is delicious. If only you would message me.

vexxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

How do you fit four hookers on a chair? You flip it over!

Roxxxxxx

Abilene, TX, USA

Why do Boomers make the best sugar daddies? They’re the best at f*cking future generations.

Naxxxxxx

Valley View, PA, USA

i'm sweet like suger but spicy like saffron. hit me up

Roxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after their big fight? Leave me a loan

Kaxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I really need a sugar daddy to make all my pins come true. What is a sugar baby favorite vegetable? Salary Duh. With that being said spoiled me.

SWxxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

Just like Kim Kardashian only uglier and broke....

Alxxxxxx

Ellenton, FL, USA

I love cream in my coffee And I also love to spice up things

CMxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

How do you steal a coat??????????????? You jacket !

Elxxxxxx

Witney, OXF, GBR

Why did Sally fall off the swings? --- Because she had no arms! Knock Knock - who's there? - ...not Sally!