FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

YUxxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

What do you call a Sugardaddy in a wheelchair? A meal on wheels

Haxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

What did the cavity say to the sugar? Without you, I wouldnt be where im at today! ;)

Kixxxxxx

Derby, DER, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to get an attractive and young woman is not a “Sugar Daddy”. He’s an artificial sweetener. What is the gender-neutral for sugar daddy glucose guardian.

asxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Good girls get allowance therefore I'm prepared to be bad just for you!

Auxxxxxx

Allentown, PA, USA

"WHOA!" (Him) "What??" (Her) "Are you wearing moon pants?" (Him) "Umm ... I don't know ... why???" (Her) "Because your ass is out of this world!" (Him)

T1xxxxxx

Eureka, CA, USA

I'm a type 1 diabetic so I'm as sweet as they come

TSxxxxxx

Lakeland, FL, USA

True love check list: 1.committed 2.affectionate 3.loyal Wait a min... already have a dog! Retake! 1. Sugar daddy!

Suxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Good girls get allowance therefore I'm prepared to be bad just for you!

buxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

In high school my friends would call me their Splenda daddy because I was the only one with a job and a car.

Vvxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

What did one walk say to the other wall??? Lets meet at the corner!!!

apxxxxxx

The Bronx, NY, USA

Two hats on a coat rack, one says to the other-- "you stay here and i'll go on a-head." corny joke lol

daxxxxxx

Fort Collins, CO, USA

Best knock knock joke in the world - you start....

DRxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Just Message Me Already So We Can Get Out And Spark Up A Conversation Do Some Yoga Or Dancing

Jaxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Are you sprinkles because I want you on my cake bb

raxxxxxx

Barkhamsted, CT, USA

I can be a angle but a devil too. You can decide...

lixxxxxx

Beckton, NWM, GBR

What do you call a lady with a fry up on her head ?

avxxxxxx

Athens, TX, USA

been eating sugardaddies ( candy ) all my life , so why quit now ?

Prxxxxxx

Roselle, NJ, USA

You must be made of Uranium and Iodine because all I see is U and I together.

naxxxxxx

Staten Island, NY, USA

I can be your sugar baby but with brown sugar lol or some nice cane sugar

Kaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

What Do A Penis And A Rubik's Cube Have In Common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets