FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Baxxxxxx

St Louis, MO, USA

Why shouldn't you talk about candy corn around Halloween ... Because it's so corny

Elxxxxxx

Glasgow, GLG, GBR

What do you call a sugar daddy with no money? A splenda daddy.

puxxxxxx

Saint George, UT, USA

Have you heard the joke about pizza?? It's pretty cheesy :)

Chxxxxxx

Wheeling, WV, USA

Its all about love and happness,until your daddy wants some sugar

brxxxxxx

Albany, NY, USA

------two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked-----

otxxxxxx

Spring Hill, TN, USA

What did the T-Rex use to cut down the tree? A dino-saw!

Vaxxxxxx

Daly City, CA, USA

Why can't a blonde count to 70? Send me a message to find out the answer LOL!

jaxxxxxx

Aurora, CO, USA

What did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy after they had a huge fight? Leave me a loan!

coxxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

Just know the best things in life are free! Also know that doesn't apply to me.

Stxxxxxx

Brentwood, TN, USA

A man who wants to wants to be a sugar daddy, but doesn't really have the means to do so is actually an artificial sweetener daddy.

Blxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

I call myself a try sexual hey I may try something different once hell maybe even twice lol

lixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

what do you think the girl said to her sugar daddy after their big fight?

arxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I won't give you a heart attack unless you want me to.

buxxxxxx

Lemoore, CA, USA

You all love the sugar, take your medicine Definitely recommended

Caxxxxxx

Crested Butte, CO, USA

Why is Santa sack so big ?? Because he only "comes" once a year .... lol get it ?? :)

nexxxxxx

Temple, TX, USA

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey!

goxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

This profile is somewhat of a joke. I make good money, plus I'm too old to be a sugar baby.

suxxxxxx

Millwall, TWH, GBR

'Give me some Sugar, i am your neighbor!' 'shake it like poloroid picture, you know what to do'

jexxxxxx

Adams, NE, USA

I get my ass from riding ;)) ... Horse ofc you sicko haha

Haxxxxxx

Dawsonville, GA, USA

What do you call a Splenda packet with a monocle? Refined sugar.