FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

coxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

"What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!"

saxxxxxx

Palm Beach, FL, USA

I always tell people You get More sugar with honey!

TExxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Once heard "I'm not a splenda daddy" to which I responded, "raw cane sugar only, right?"

alxxxxxx

Madison, AL, USA

Idk any jokes but what did the cop say to his belly button You're under a vest

Hoxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

I’m a radiology tech so I can see what’s inside of you. So don’t try to hide your skeletons

Kexxxxxx

Chino Hills, CA, USA

What Are The Ingredients For An Intimacy Salad?... - Let Us Alone w/o Dressing

elxxxxxx

Camas, WA, USA

I have a sweet tooth so i often go to the bakery but last time i went i had no dough so they kicked me to the carb.

slxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

"Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the sugar daddy had some high expectations!" "I asked my sugar daddy for advice on life… He said, 'Just spend wisely!'" "What did the sugar daddy say to the sugar baby? 'You’re sweet, but I’m sugar... Let’s make it a spicy deal!'"

Adxxxxxx

Kissimmee, FL, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her SD ??? The guy that introduced them !!

Daxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy!

plxxxxxx

Southwark, LND, GBR

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.

ZIxxxxxx

Fes, Fes-Meknes, MAR

What's it called, a sugar daddy failing in love? A candy crush.

mixxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because his sugar baby said she wanted to raise her standards!

Coxxxxxx

City of Westminster, LND, GBR

What do you say to a man whose just had sex? Anything you like because he'll be asleep!

Noxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Want to know what the bumps are your nipples are? It's Braille for "suck here"

Alxxxxxx

Tooele, UT, USA

What did the frustrated cat say? Are you kitten me right meow

Laxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

How does a sugar daddy keep in shape? – By lifting credit limits! (Totally not asked to ChatGPT hehe)

Dixxxxxx

Denver, CO, USA

Donut worry, be happy, you add spice to my sugar, You’re the sprinkles to my sundae, You’re a sugar-coated delight

Vaxxxxxx

Dubuque, IA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his date was looking for a "high" class man!

Clxxxxxx

Baker City, OR, USA

what do you call a cow with no legs... ground beef! :3